036 Rules of Dealing with the Paranormal (as perceived by me)
19/2/28 21:34 Paranormal events are interesting, I like listening to anecdotes of them, best told in mandarin. I'm just making a rough estimate here, but if I were to guess, I would assume I heard around 50 hours worth of anecdotes over the past 2 years. Thus, I must make a list of rules one must abide by in paranormal situations! Always be respectful and not insult the dead: Knowingly or unknowingly, offended spirits can punish you! Make sure you are worshiping the right entity: Deity may cease occupying an idol that isn't maintained properly. Spirits can inhabit those idols without your knowledge and worshiping them attracts bad luck. Don't make direct contact with them: Even if you see, act like you didn't. Even if you heard, ignore it. Don't respond and don't sympathize. Don't make deals with spirits: It can be a win-win situation, but in retrospect, you get the shorter end of the stick. Always fulfill your deals: They can and will torment you...